society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

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life hack: if you buy bananas with the self-checkout at the supermarket you get to be the mr tallyman

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That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool

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"Date night!"


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things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it


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Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

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